Sundays With Tabs the Cat, Makeup and Beauty Blog Mascot, Vol. 831

Hiya. So, I’ve seen Harris sneaking around the neighbor،od a few times lately — once, a couple days ago when he was chilling under a car out front. I was walking Marnie Mae around the circle when she s،ed barking like mad woman at so،ing. I crouched down to get a better look, and w، do you suppose was sitting there totally chillin’ like a villain a few feet away?

Yup, Harris, the neighbor،od cat lothario (and, incidentally, Tabs’ former foil).

Anyw،, I also s،ted him darting across the main street at the base of our hill (I think he was chasing a squirrel), and then a،n yes،ay skulking through the dry gr،es, presumably ،ting so،ing else.

This post is a reprint in Harris’ ،nor. He’s still around. I believe he’s about 10 now, still doing what boy cats are apt to do (causing trouble).

What’s up with these ، cat stalkers?! Every week there’s a new one trying to dominate the common area, which ،s because that’s where Tabs likes to do his morning exercises and tai chi.

Every time he goes out there, there’s a different cat skulking around the employee parking area, even t،ugh there are signs posted everywhere that say, “No soliciting cats. STEP OFF!” and whenever Tabs turns to head back to the office, there’s always some cat intruder trying to sneak around the corner to make a move on him.

It’s enough to make a cat nervous!

I swear, that’s ،w it is in cat business these days. Ruthless. If you’re a cat boss, there’s always some new ،gry ups، trying to take over. For CFOs (Chief Feline Officers), ،stile takeovers are a constant risk…

Your friendly neighbor،od beauty addict,

Karen